Gaston
Gaston:
Who does she think she is?
That girl has tangled with the wrong man!
No one says "no" to Gaston!
LeFou:
Heh heh. Darn right.
Gaston:
Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly Humiliated! Why, it's more than I
can bear.
LeFou:
More beer?
Gaston:
What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.
LeFou:
Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.
LeFou:
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
Chorus:
No one's been like Gaston
A king pin like Gaston
LeFou:
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
Gaston:
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
Chorus:
My, what a guy, that Gaston
Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!"
LeFou:
Gaston is the best And the rest is all drips
Chorus:
No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
Cronie:
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
Girls:
For there's no one as burly and brawny
Gaston:
As you see I've got biceps to spare
LeFou:
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
Gaston:
That's right! And every last inch of me's covered with hair
Cronies:
No one hits like Gaston
Townsman:
Matches wits like Gaston
LeFou:
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
Gaston:
I'm espcially good at expectorating Ptooey!
Chorus:
Ten points for Gaston!
Gaston:
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge
Chorus:
No one shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston
LeFou:
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
Gaston:
I use antlers in all of my decorating
Chorus:
Say it again
Who's a man among men
And then say it once more
Who's the hero next door
Who's a super success
Don't you know
Can't you guess
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down
Lefou:
And his name's G-A-S-T...G-A-S-T-E...
G-A-S-T-O... Oh
Chorus:
Gaston
作词: Howard Ashman
作曲: Alan Menken