Gaston (Reprise)

Maurice:
Help! Someone help me!

Tavern keeper:
Maurice?

Maurice:
Please! Please, I need your help. He's got her - he's got her
locked in the dungeon!

LeFou:
Who?

Maurice:
Belle. We must go. N-not a minute to lose!

Gaston:
Whoa! Slow down, Maurice. Who's got Belle locked in a dungeon?

Maurice:
A beast! A horrible, monstrous beast!

Patron I:
Is it a big beast?

Maurice:
Huge!

Patron II:
With a long, ugly snout?

Maurice:
Hideously ugly!

Drinker III:
And sharp, cruel fangs?

Maurice:
Yes! Yes! Will you help me?

Gaston:
All right, old man. We'll help you out.

Maurice:
You will? Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!

Tavern keeper:
Crazy old Maurice.

Patron I:
He's always good for a laugh.

Gaston:
Crazy old Maurice, hmmm?
Crazy old Maurice. Hmmm.

LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking

Lefou:
A dangerous pastime
Gaston:
I know

But that whacky old coot is Belle's father
And his sanity's only "so so"
Now the wheels in my head have been turning
Since I looked at that loony, old man
See, I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle
And right now I'm evolving a plan! If I...

LeFou:
Yes?

Gaston:
Then we...

LeFou:
No! Would she...

Gaston:
Guess!

LeFou:
Now I get it!

Both:
Let's go!

Chorus:
No one plots like Gaston

Gaston:
Takes cheap shots like Gaston
LeFou:
Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston
Chorus:
So his marriage we soon'll be celebrating
My what a guy!
Gaston