Human Again

Ha ha, we, my friends.
The day we have waited for may be at hand!

Mrs. Potts:
Oh, only if that were true,

Aaah...human again

Mrs. Potts:
Human again

Yes, think of what that means!

I'll be cooking again
Be good-looking again
With a mademoiselle on each arm
When I'm human again
Only human again
Poised and polished and gleaming with charm...
I'll be courting again
Chic and sporting again

Mrs. Potts:
Which should cause several husbands alarm!

I'll hop down off the shelf
And "Toute suite" be myself

Mrs. Potts, Lumiere, and Cogsworth
I can't wait to be human again

All Objects:
When we're human again
Only human again
When we're knickknacks and whatnots no more
When we're human agian
Good and human again

Ah, cherie, won't it all be top-drawer
I'll wear lipstick and rouge
And I won't be so huge
Why, I'll easily fit through that door
I'll exude savior-faire
I'll wear gowns! I'll have hair!
It's my prayer to be human again

Cogsworth and Mrs. Potts:
When I'm human again
Only human again
When the world once more making sense

I'll unwind for a change

Really? That'd be strange!

Can I help it if I'm t-t-tense?

In a shack by the sea
I'll sit back sipping tea
Let my early retirement commence
Far from fool made of wax
I'll get down to brass tacks and relax

All Objects:
When I'm human again

So sweep the dust from the floor!
Let's let some light in the room!
I can feel, I can tell
Someone might break the spell
Any day now!
Shine up the brass on the door!
Alert the dustpail and the broom!
If all goes as planned
Our time may be at hand
Any day now!
Open the shutters and let in some air

Mrs. Potts:
Put these here and put those over there

All Objects:
Sweep up the years
The sadness and tears
And throw them away!

We'll be human again
Only human again!
Wehn the girl finally sets us all free
Cheeks-a-blooming agian
We're assuming again
We'll resume ourlong lost joie de vie

We'll be playing again
Holiday-ing again
And we're praying it's A.S.A.P.
Little push, little shove
They could - Whoose! - fall in love
And we'll finally be human again

All Objects:

We'll be dancing again!
We'll be twirling again!
We'll be whirling around with such ease
When we're human again
Only human again
We'll go waltzing those old one-two-threes

We'll be floating again!
We'll be gliding again!
Stepping, striding as fine as you please
Like a real human does
I'll be all that I was
On that glorious morn
When we're fin'lly reborn

And we're all of us human again!